Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Disorientated

So today I caught the bus from east central park and had this really derro (bogan way of talking) bus driver.
I needed to buy a single bus ticket zone 2-5 which normally cost $2.70.

So when I was talking to him our conversation went like this:

Bus driver: *derro accent* What do ya want?

Me: Can I please get a single bus ticket going to XXX University *shows ID card*

Bus driver: So that's a concession, zone 1-5 single, that would be $1.70

*Me giving him $2.70*
Bus driver: What did you want a daily fair trip?

Me: uhhm I thought zone 2-5 single fair trip would normally cost me $2.70  *showing my ID card again*

*Bus driver holding out my ID card close to my face, giving me a mocking face*

Bus driver: Well that's what you needed to tell me next time, zone 2-5 $2.70 ok?

Me: Sure.

Bus driver: here ya go

I don't know if you guys picked it up the wrong things he did here.
But firstly for me personally what he did wrong and this is another explanation of a shitty costumer service.
  1. You should know by now what zone XXX university is already! I am sure that you have been working for translink for as long as you can remember!
  2. I just saved your life! $1.70 single trip to zone 1-5 ?! like seriously I would have ripped you off, but instead I chose to be honest and tell you my normal rate! Even though I could have used that extra dollar for something else I chose to tell you the truth!!! You should thank me for being honest and not a total asshole!
  3. $1.70 to the fucking city?! Are you that bad in maths?! Is that why you ended up as a bus driver?! You should know already that each zone is normally like around 90cents and zone one alone is like around $1.50 at a single fair trip so are you fucking retarded! 
  4. Don't fucking mock me with the picture in my student ID card!
    Sure I look totally different with my hair up and especially WAY different when I am not wearing make up. Yes the girl in the student ID card is more stunning, but the main reason for that is because that is one of my good days, pimple free and I was wearing make up and had my hair down! SO fuck you derro!
Some people just don't know when to mind their own fucking business! Like I said in my three post before this that Australia had a shit customer service! I mean come on! You even mock your own costumers right infront of them! If you were smart enough you would wait till they are gone then mock them like a normal average person would but this bus driver didn't because he is so dumb that is how he ended up as a bus driver. He can't even do simple maths $1.70 single fair trip to the city from central park?! If bus trip were that cheap I swear no one would even bother driver their car anymore.Like seriously we don't salute people like you who work as a bus driver, if you want to be respected by the whole society why didn't you just join the army but no of course they won't accept you because you are just dumb as fuck! So fuck off! If it wasn't for us passengers you guys wouldn't have a job! So you better treat us right!

So yes another situation of how bad Austrlian costumer service. Seriously these shitty costumer service really realease the monster in me. I remember 2 years ago the bus driver of route 555 even threw my change at the ground when I walked off but it isn't my fault I didn't hear him say 'heres your change' he was like talking like a fucking rat for a fucking big cunt. You think someone big like that asshole would have a fucking manly deep loud voice even the derro's voice (above situation) was louder than this bitch.

Anyway what a shit way to start my day like any other day.

So today I went looking for the book Accounting:Information for decisions inside the book shop and second hand bookshop. I would understand why the second hand bookshop wouldn't have any available but the main bookshop no I would never understand why you don't have anymore copies! Like just a month ago before you started refurbushing where the course books were there was like a pallette of this book, why didn't you guys save some of those copies inside the actual shop, you said you relocated it? Then when I asked ok if I can buy one now you said that the book won't be availabe to me till a week or so?
Like seriously WTF?! a week? Where did you relocate these books ? is it Indonesia? Why a fucking week? A card can be reached to Melbourne in like 3 business days why a fucking week if the relocation is just somewhere around the corner? I'd rather go to XX bookshop somewhere in Induraoophinely (yes I changed the location) even if the travelling is bullshit!
So anyway just few minutes ago I just realized that I should be studying for Computer based information because thats my exam this saturday NOT accounting! FML!

SO yes pissing me off right now, seriously I don't know how I stay sane!
Mom just called me just few seconds ago and yeah our conversation was like this:

*Ring ring ring*
Mom: Did you call me?
Me:Yes I did.
Mom: What did you want?
Me:I was going to ask you if you can buy my accounting book.
Mom: Isn't that the most expensive one?
Me: Yeah it is but you can just pay at least $150 dollars and I'll find a way to cover the rest.
Mom:oh ok, why can't you find a book in the library?
Me: because they are all gone and someone checked them all out and there is no copies availabe for me.
Mom: ok, I'll see what I can do, I'll just put it in your account and you make sure you show me the receipt.\
Me: Ok,
Mom: bye.
*click*

The few seconds later

*ring ring ring*
Me: Hello
Mom: So if I bus this book does that mean you will come home earlier now?
Me: What do you mean?
Mom: Well isn't the only reason why you are staying at uni at night is because you need to stay in the library to study because you don't have a book?
Me: Well yes.
Mom: So if I buy this book you will be able to come home earlier?
Me: No I don't think so because I still need to study
Mom: but my point is why can't you study at home?
Me: Well everything at home is distracting and plus I can't study well at home.
Mom: Well it is just that you come home so late at night and there are many assholes in the streets that can put your life in danger.
Me: mom I'm inside the library not on the streets.
Mom: yeah and you are studying by yourself.
Me: yeah but physically there are other people around me doing the same thing studying.
Mom: hmm, ok well I put the money in your account already you make sure that you show me the receipt because last time you didn't show me the receipt.
Me: ok
*click*

OMFGOSH! Like seriously what is wrong?! Why the hell does she want me home early?! Like seriously can't she just leave me alone. It's like if I ask her something I have to do something in return! It's always like that with my parents, if I will ask them a favour I have to do something good for them and this have to be done for the rest of my life!

To parents:
We are not the one forcing you to feed us, you made us so therefore you are required to feed us and support us because God said so. It wasn't like we wanted you to make us, like us talking to you spritually and telling you to go do it so you will make a baby. We are your responsibility and therefore don't abuse it. I know you all work hard and shit but don't put it upon us that we are the reasons for your sufferings. Your ACTIONS are the reason for your sufferings. Don't tell us that you didn't know what having kids were like when you were young because your parents didn't tell you. That would just make you appear like you are finding people to blame for the consequences of your own actions. If you are an adult you will face it like an adult would, not like what a teenager would do such as me.
If you didn't want a heavy responsibility why go have sex and make babies? Like seriously?  WHY?! I mean there was pills and condoms during your time already, if its against your religion then why have sex? Why bother getting married and finding love?
I mean I am sure you can survive just living alone and become a spinster. Like being a spinster is not that bad you can travel the world instead of paying your kids daycare or you can buy yourself a mansion instead of paying your kids highschool tuition. Sure you will be alone and will be alone till you die but hey look at it this way you are rich and have nothing to worry about.
So once again parents don't go telling your kids that they are the reasons why you can't enjoy life, yes it might be true but it was your decision to have kids, if you didn't want them why didn't you abort them? If its against your religions then again why have sex? Isn't lust a deadly sin as well? So why bother? Seriously someone needs to find these people another hobby or a cure. After all we are Adam and Eve's childrens. Sucks.

Yours sincerely,
MOP (Mask-of-Purity)

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