Why is this the case?
Probably due to the fact that majority of them are lazy piece of ass!
Lets relate this topic to a university facility
Seriously university students pay a fucking huge amount (international or domestic) to get a piece of paper.
All students are only asking one thing from this people who work in universities - an exceptional well received service.
Sure we are all fucking younger than you and we are all still studying and not working but that doesn't give you elderly people who are working in university facilities the right to feel superior towards us!
Not because you are working as a security guard or the person who answers security enquiry calls that we have to fucking treat you with respect and civility even if you are a total dimwitt towards us.
We do NOT idolize you NOR do we want you to treat us dog shit!
Us university students know that once we graduate we are going to overpower you motherfuckers and make sure you will work under us!
Seriously stop treating us students like we don't know shit because we do know shit, we just have to pretend we don't and kiss your asses so we get either good feedbacks or good marks.
So here's the story for the day:
First I find out that I left both my USB in Chamberlain rm 202.
These usbs contained all my blogger,tumblr and uni files. Yes it is very stupid of me to leave it there last night but you know shit happens when you are tired and stressing for exams. It is just unavoidable and irreversable.
Anyway, so I went into the net to find out the security university number and I found this number 336xxxx under it says emergency/security purposes. This number will direct me to the first security person available and I needed that security guard to open the room door for me so badly because to me not having my usb at this critical time is an EMERGENCY so yes I considered this situation as an emergency for a university student. It had all my files that I needed to study for my exam!!!
So when I called the conversation went like this:
*Ring Ring Ring Ring*
Receptionist 1: Hello, XXX faculty emergency and security information desk, xxxx speaking.
Me: Hi I left a usb inside Chamberlain room 203 (yes because of my stressed I mixed the room number here already) and all my files are there and I have an assignment due tomorrow so *receptionist cut me off*
Receptionis 1: This is not really an emergency situation, we are not the one responsible for this situation and we are extremely busy to do these sort of things, contact 51xxx instead they might be able to help ta. *clicks*
*beep beep beep*
Me: - FARRK!
So after that, I just went on with my life and pretended that everything is ok and went to the net again to search that extension phone number she mentioned earlier that I didn't catch because she was speaking so fast and rudely. So after me finding out the extension number, I called it and I swear it is the same receptionist but this time I didn't manage to catch her name so I wasn't sure of it. Maybe it was better off me not knowing since I would have given her the bitch attitude for scenario two.
So the conversation went like this:
*Ring Ring Ring*
Receptionist 2: Hello, XXX faculty property and security information desk, xxxx speaking.
Me: Hi! I need to get a usb out of a locked room in chamberlain which is room 203. I left it yesterday and *once again cuts me off*
Receptionist 2: What is your name?
Me: [insert name here]
Receptionst 2: Where abouts are you now [insert my name here that she thought I said]?
Me: Chamberlain computer labs but my usb is in room 203 *bitch interrupted again*
Receptionist 2: What is the situation?
Me: I left my usb inside room 203 yesterday and all my files are there for my assignment which is due tomorrow and I would like someone to open the door for me so I can get my usb back.
Receptionist 2: We are extremely busy and we'll sort that matter as soon as possible, as I mentioned before we are busy and our priority today is the centuary celebration so you just need to wait and hang around in the area with a student ID card and we will contact you if we are there. Ta.
*beep beep beep*
WTF!? Seriously do these people love hanging up straight away? Sure you are busy because of the centuary celebration but like I don't give a fark about that event sheit, we are university students and we are the ones that pay you more so these motherfuckers should pay us more attention and treat us nicer not like we are a nobody!
So I called again because I was talking to my significant other and he asked me how the fuck they are going to contact me again without fucking asking for my number, and how the fuck will I know that they are in chamberlaine already without my fucking number? She just asked for my fucking name but that doesn't prove sheit! She even pronounced it and said it wrong so how the fuck will she know who I am.
So the next phone conversation we had went like this:
*Ring Ring Ring*
Receptionist 2: Hello, XXX faculty property and security information desk, xxxx speaking.
Me: Hi I was the person who called you few minutes ago and I was wondering how are you going to contact me soon if you don't have my number?
Receptionist 2: [Laughs] Someone will be there but will just take a while so you just have to hang around in the area for quite a bit. I suggest waiting outside the door of the room you left your usb in.
Me: Don't you need my number so you can contact me when the security gets here? I still have other things to do.
Receptionist 2: No we don't need your number you just have to wait there for a long time, it will take a while but someone will be there just stand out of the room when the security comes give him your student ID.
Me: - ok but *cuts me off*
Receptionist 2: thanks bye. *beep beep beep*
What a fucking bitch! How dare she laugh at me! Despite the fact that I was already annoyed that I knew I had to wait for a very long time for this security person to arrive you even fucking made me feel that as if I didn't know shiet! If you fucking explained yourself clearly when I phoned earlier you don't have to fucking waste your time again talking to a person like me who just want a full clear detailed explanation on what to do and what to expect on these kind of emergency situation! To you its nothing but how would you like it if you left your fucking car keys in a room you can't access during weekends asshole!
Like seriously you are a fucking receptionist at god knows what age, probably at your mid 30s because she sound like an old woman so fucking do your job properly.
This is what I hate about Australia the fucking incompetency! A lot of services that tourist or locals get are fucking incompetent and rude! I don't know if its an aussie culture thing but I hope not because I know that there are several of nice aussie people with a very warm and respectful attitude. So these motherfuckers are just fucking jackasses who does not deserve the title aussies!
Aussies are suppose to be respectful and considerate towards people they are goal orientated as well so something like costumer service is what they value most! Obviously these people I encountered on the phone showed none of those characteristic (mentioned above) to prove that they are true aussies, more like european convicts characteristics.
Incompetency is not allowed in Australia because Australian are known for competency of a country of high economic status!
So for all of this mother fuckers I encountered today, FUCK YOU!!
So while waiting for fucking 30 minutes in front of room 202 for this security guard to arrive, my significant other's friend arrived and saw my significant other and said hello. Luckily his friend had a swipe card and was able to open the door room 202! I got to get myself one of those swipe cards!
So when we came out of the room me and my significant other was heading towards the toilet and we noticed that from afar we could see this security guard trying to use his own security swipe card and couldn't open the automatic doors. WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THAT! Like seriously you are the fucking security and you can't even open the fucking automatic door using your own cards and keys! How fucking incompetent!
Instead of trying to help the security guards to get in the building (which I would do if they didn't piss the shit out of me) we chose to watch the security guard trying to open the automatic door and moving from the east wing automatic door to the west wing automatic door (meaning the walking around the building to get to the other automatic door which is facing east wing building).
It was a spectacle, I know I might sound mean and I know that security guard didn't do anything to me in general more like the bitch on the phone but I was just so pissed off about this shitty customer service students get from the people who work in this university.
So I guess laughing at this matter somehow cheered me up even though it is mean. I am after all a very bitchy and scary person when I am angry. So I know that when the security guard manage to get in after several epic fail attempts, I knew instantly he was looking for me and I didn't bother coming up to him to say
'Hi sir but someone else did the job for you and guess what he is a university student with a properly working swipe card.'
But really the security guard had nothing to do with it and more like I wanted to say that to the person who was in charge of security information call:
'hello is this the operator BITCH!? Guess what you are fucking incompetent so why don't you go home and find yourself another job possibly something along the line of vagina hole finder using a mirror!'
Also for that fatso guy that was sitting next to me in the computer lab, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU LOOKING AT?! Don't fucking look at me when I fucking didn't do shit to you. As soon as I came in I noticed that you stopped your facebooking and fucking gave me the scanning procedure that girls to do girls (where a person stares at you for a while and look at you up and down).
How fucking rude of you to stare me up and down as if you fucking owned the fucking computer laboratory you are not even a fucking girl so toughen it up dick!
I am not fucking scared to fight you fucker! Yeah sure you might be fatter than me and most likely will kill me if you ever jump on me but I am more fucking flexible and able to stab you and run straight away.
The only reason I moved to the other side of the room was that because my significant other knew that if I stayed close to you and you fucked around with me I will give you the shit you fucking wanted from the moment I came in. Plus my significant other wanted to ignore you because even him, himself just wanted to fucking grab your shirt when he noticed that you kept looking and glaring at me. So I am not scared of you mofo! My significant other knows that you are fucking scared of him because as soon as he glares at you everytime you stare at me (this is while I was packing up my things) you fucking look away like a dumb cunt!
In reality I can beat your fucking fat ass anytime, if you are fucking scared of my significant other and my significant other is scared of me that means that I am more dangerous and terrifying than both of these guys SO please stop wasting your time by scanning me whenever you get a hold of my eyes, you are so fucking ugly to even fucking look at me up and down you don't have the right to scan me up and down because you are
- firstly not a fucking hot whore!
- you are fucking obese and red face!
- a fucking a nobody who wears their shirts unironed and buttonless!
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